Poop! I did it again.

Posted by jennie at 8/22/2007 8:26 AM
If you didn’t catch the show this morning, the P-word was used thrice. Whoa! Not that P-word!!!! I’m talking about poop.
This morning I found out that people are making paper out of elephant poop and coffee from cat crap.
OK, Melinda, one of our producers, and I have come up with other great ways not to waste your waste.
1. Sculptures. No one will know. It will just look like clay. And you don’t even have to run to the craft store to buy it.
2. Revenge. Nothing better than a bag of poop on that special someone’s doorstep to let them know you know where he was last night.
3. Underwear. No one would ever know if you had an accident.
OK, I’m done.
Please post all comments and complaints here or on the forum section of my page.

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