Yo Mama!

Posted by jennie at 8/15/2007 5:33 AM

That’s right everyone. Yo Mama jokes are making a comeback!!!! Here are some we came up with around the newsroom this morning. They may be lame but they made us laugh. Largest contributer one of our editors, Anthony Cox. Though this list was really a group effort.
Yo Mama is so dumb when Austin said it was chili outside she ran into the house and got a bowl.
Your Mama is so cross-eyed when she cries tears roll down her back.
Your Mama is so stupid it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
Your Mama is so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
Your Mama is so fat when she tripped in Winston Salem she landed in Kernersville.
Yo Mama is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory cuz she kept throwing away the Ws.
Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on a scale it reads to be continued……
Yo Mama is so fat she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
Ok,I’m done…..

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