what to do on your first day at a new job

Posted by jennie at 10/22/2007 7:21 AM

1. Start a game of duck duck goose. You can pop everybody on the head while they are at their desk. . . call goose on your boss. I am gonna do this one day this week. . . I will let you know how it goes. . .
2. Ask if you can go home early. Tell your boss there is a really big plot change in your soap opera and you just can’t miss it.
3. Bring in a Billy Bass Singin’ Fish and a disco ball. Hang them up at your desk. Every time someone gets on a phone call turn them on and start a sing along.
4. Tell people very personal information. . . like you forgot to put on your underwear or that it is time for you to go for your yearly visit to the gynecologist.
5. Take all of the office supplies and scream “MINE!!!!!!” if anyone tries to take them.
6. Crap on the floor.
7. Quote lines from The Family Guy and The Simpsons. CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Yell “Your Mama!!” randomly during conversations. . . especially one’s that you aren’t involved in.
Anybody have any ideas?????

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