Archive for May, 2008

I Quit……………….
May 22, 2008

I walked off of the set and drove home yesterday. Some of you may have noticed.  Upon reflection that was a poor choice. My contract is pretty clear cut SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ummmmmm I LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have just comeback with a witty retort but I didn’t have one. So, I am asking for help from all of you. Can you guys come up with some quips I can use the next time I find myself speechless in those situations?????

Alright awesome! Keep in mind that I actually do love Austin, Kim and Nicole very much. So these shouldn’t be mean. I just need some thing clever to bail myself out when I am gettin teased.

You know….kinda like saying YOUR MAMA! But better.

Come up with some good ones. I might read the list off on the air!

Ok, I”m done….but not gone!

Trivia…. Guess it really isn’t trivia when……….
May 15, 2008

I guess it isn’t really trivia when the answer is posted right below it. Whoops!

Trivia! What are the names of Michael Jackson’s 3 children?
May 15, 2008

Prince Michael I

Paris

Prince Michael II (aka. Blanket)

Who knows some other words for …….
May 14, 2008

This morning we ran a story about a website. The website hooks up  women who want breast implants with men who want to pay for them. WEIRD! Anyway, I wasn’t sure which words were OK to say on the air. Tell me what ya think of this list and add some if ya want.

1. jugs

2. chesticles

3. dollies

4. baby juice makers

5. honkers

6. pacifier for men

7. hooters

8. floatation devices

9. nips

10. sacks o’ fat…… yup that’s all I got. 

 OK, I’m done.

I just don’t see it!!!!
May 6, 2008

Religious icons have better things to do than hang out in your cabinet or appear in a leg wound!

Every week we report some story of somebody from Mississippi that found a likeness of Jesus in goose poop or the Virgin Mary in a raisin box. Sometimes we see what they see, sometimes we don’t. One thing I know is that there is no way a religious figure would waste time posing for their face to show up in a piece of fried chicken or a notch in a Douglas Fir.  Now, I did see Oprah in a pumpkin. It was hard to see because it was the “skinny” Oprah and we haven’t seen her in so long. But I’m pretty sure it was her.

O.K. I’m done.