They let their 16 year old marry him and now they complain?

June 12, 2008 - 7 Responses

Really! Let’s be serious for a second here. The parents in Brunswick County that let their 16 year old marry her 40 year old cross-country coach are trying to sue the school system because the schools didn’t do enough to prevent it and various other reasons. Hey Mom and Dad listen up! Once you gave permission for her to marry that guy you lost your concerned parent lawsuit.

The parents claim they tried everything to keep the two apart. They say that in end they had no other choice than to give permission for the two to marry. Excuse me! What!!!!! I think there were prolly a couple other options.

First of all teenagers fall in and out of love all the time. Sometimes with people they have said 4 words to. This doesn’t mean you should help her pick out a dress and china pattern. So, I guess my point here is that even if you decided to give your daughter permission to date this guy( which by the way is gross and wrong!) you didn’t have to let her walk down the aisle. DUH!

Here are my ideas for ways you could have kept them apart. I realize they are completely crazy but give them a look see. (I hope you read sarcasm there)

1. Act like parents.

2. A restraining order.

3. You could have moved.

4. You could have sent her to boarding school.

5. You could have told her she couldn’t see him. (Crazy , I know.)

6. When you started to suspect there was something going on you should have started to snoop. If you really believed something was going on you could have hired a private investigator. If the investigator had found any evidence ofthis guy being a pervo then the police could have helped protect her.

5. Could’a encouraged her to find a guy born in the same decade. The big one here is…. DA DA DA DUN!!!! Don’t give your daughter permission to get married because she is a child!

OK, I’m done.




I Quit……………….

May 22, 2008 - 32 Responses

I walked off of the set and drove home yesterday. Some of you may have noticed.  Upon reflection that was a poor choice. My contract is pretty clear cut SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ummmmmm I LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have just comeback with a witty retort but I didn’t have one. So, I am asking for help from all of you. Can you guys come up with some quips I can use the next time I find myself speechless in those situations?????

Alright awesome! Keep in mind that I actually do love Austin, Kim and Nicole very much. So these shouldn’t be mean. I just need some thing clever to bail myself out when I am gettin teased.

You know….kinda like saying YOUR MAMA! But better.

Come up with some good ones. I might read the list off on the air!

Ok, I”m done….but not gone!

Trivia…. Guess it really isn’t trivia when……….

May 15, 2008 - 4 Responses

I guess it isn’t really trivia when the answer is posted right below it. Whoops!

Trivia! What are the names of Michael Jackson’s 3 children?

May 15, 2008 - Leave a Response

Prince Michael I


Prince Michael II (aka. Blanket)

Who knows some other words for …….

May 14, 2008 - 10 Responses

This morning we ran a story about a website. The website hooks up  women who want breast implants with men who want to pay for them. WEIRD! Anyway, I wasn’t sure which words were OK to say on the air. Tell me what ya think of this list and add some if ya want.

1. jugs

2. chesticles

3. dollies

4. baby juice makers

5. honkers

6. pacifier for men

7. hooters

8. floatation devices

9. nips

10. sacks o’ fat…… yup that’s all I got. 

 OK, I’m done.

I just don’t see it!!!!

May 6, 2008 - 3 Responses

Religious icons have better things to do than hang out in your cabinet or appear in a leg wound!

Every week we report some story of somebody from Mississippi that found a likeness of Jesus in goose poop or the Virgin Mary in a raisin box. Sometimes we see what they see, sometimes we don’t. One thing I know is that there is no way a religious figure would waste time posing for their face to show up in a piece of fried chicken or a notch in a Douglas Fir.  Now, I did see Oprah in a pumpkin. It was hard to see because it was the “skinny” Oprah and we haven’t seen her in so long. But I’m pretty sure it was her.

O.K. I’m done.


American Airlines made me mad! Let’s hear about your weekend!

April 14, 2008 - 4 Responses

 This weekend sucked. American cancelled 3000 flights and ruined 330,000 passengers weekend. I was one of those passengers. I can handle a delayed flight or even a cancelled flight. It happens. I didn’t just have a delayed flight or a cancelled flight. I had 2 cancelled and 4 delayed. Which caused me to miss 2 more flights. Resulting in a trip that should have taken me no more than 6 hours taking me 29. I spent 1/3 of my vacation  in an airport.

I just deleted five paragraphs of my terrible experience this weekend. It wasn’t gonna be fun to read.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo…………who had a good weekend? Let’s hear it!!!!

anybody have a decoder ring? cawni neiwl l

April 8, 2008 - 2 Responses

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Yes I know women cheat too

April 4, 2008 - 6 Responses

Before I get angry repsonses saying that women cheat too. I KNOW.

I was only writing about men that end up with these single girlfriends because there seem to be universal clues.

Feel free to post the clues that you have for women cheatin…….I don’t know them. None of my friends have fessed up to that yet. 🙂

Common signs your husband has a piece of crap girlfriend

April 4, 2008 - 7 Responses

I know 5 different woman that just went through this. The stories are almost identical. 

 The men all seem to adopt the same behaviors. I always thought signs would be coming home late and going out with his friends a lot or lipstick on the collar. You know stuff like that. Well, all of the clues that I have been hearing from these ladies  start out a little more subtle.

The husbands all seem a little removed. They say they are tired from work.

Then they start spending a lot of time around the house doing anything they can to avoid spending time with their wife. Going to bed earlier than she does or later.

Start complaining about the way she does things. Tells her she needs to have a life of her own. Stop nagging him. Yada yada yada.

Tells her he is depressed. Then she starts doing everything she can to make him feel better which in turn makes her feel worse about herself because she can’t make him happy. No matter what she tries.

The fighting really kicks in to high gear when she gets sick of taking care of his crap.He tells her that there were always problems in the marriage he just didn’t want to hurt her feelings. He doesn’t want to spend the rest of his life living like this. She needs to change.

Then he doesn’t wanna do “It” anymore. THERE IT IS LADIES!!!! That’s the last clue. You should know by then.

HEY FELLAS! Something for you to think about before you cheat. No woman is more important to you than your children. AND ask yourself why the home wrecker isn’t married. What do you think you don’t know about her? There must be a reason no one wanted to marry her. She isn’t what she seems.

HEY HO BAG GIRLFRIENDS! Get your own men. I could go on from there but…..I would use bad words.

OK, I’m done.